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老外怎么用英语口语玩转愚人节

1.Why are people tired on April Fools' Day? Because they have just had a

long March.

为什么人们在愚人节感到累?因为他们刚过完三月啊! 注：march有行军的意思。

2.Waking up to think of you smile, when washing a face I can smell the

flavor of you, you are I needed before go to bed, I really can't leave you - my

dear toilet!

起床时想到你的微笑，洗脸时嗅到你的味道，上床前你是我的需要，真的不能离开你-我亲爱的马桶!

3.What weather do mice fear? When it's raining cats and dogs.

老鼠较怕什么天气?当下瓢泼大雨的时候。注：rain cats and dogs有雨很大的意思。

4.Wife talks to her husband (who reads newspaper all day): I wish I were a

newspaper so I will be in your hands all day. Husband: I wish that too, so I

could change you daily

老婆对她整天看报的老公说：“我希望自己是报纸，然后就可以每天在你手中”，老公答：“我也想啊，这样每天就能换了”。

5.When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? When their masters go to the

flea market.

狗在什么时候拒绝跟主人出去?主人去旧货市场的时候。注：flea market有跳蚤市场的意思。

6.A little boy asked his father: daddy, how much does it cost to get

married? The father replied: I don 't know son. I'm still paying!

小孩问爸爸：“结婚的代价有多大”?爸爸回复：“我也不知道，毕竟我还在偿还”。

7.What question can never be answered by "yes"? Are you asleep?

哪个问题不能回答“是”? 你睡着了吗?这个不用“注”了。

8. Yesterday, I dreamed you, true of! Sunshine is so beautiful, you stand

on seaside in deep blue, I took a small stick hit you, hey, this turtle, the

shell still pretty hard!

昨天，我梦见你了，真的!阳光是那么明媚，你站在蔚蓝的海边，我拿小棍一捅你：嘿，这小王八，壳还挺硬!

9.What tree is always very sad? Weeping willow.

什么树总是在哭泣?垂柳。注：weep有哭泣的意思。

10.What's the longest word in the world? Smiles.

较长的单词是什么?微笑。注：smiles中间是mile, 意思大家都懂。

11.These days are too cold, you must take good care of yourself, be care of

freezing , as the saying goes： people frozen legs， the pig frozen mouth. I have

already put pants on， you also get to buy a mask.

这两天真的太冷了，你一定要照顾好自己啊，千万别冻着啦——俗话说：人冻腿，猪冻嘴。我已经把毛裤穿上了，你也赶紧买个口罩吧。

12.What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? What does

y-e-s spell?"

遇到什么问题时你总会回答“是的”，当别人问y-e-s拼成了什么?

13.Where were you when the power was cut off? In the darkness.

停电的时候你去哪里了?我一直在黑暗中。